It's Thursday night, and although I have Lost back, I'm really missing my other shows, especially 30 Rock. So in honor of the crew responsible for "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah", I present some evidence of the idea that Liz Lemon is based on ME:
Jack: Lemon, you're here early.
Lemon: Well, I gave up caffeine so I've been going to bed at 5:30.
(This happens to me a lot since I took a 9 to 5. Especially on days when I don't have coffee and I've stayed up really late the night before.)
Liz orders her meatball subs with extra bread!
Liz: You are a suit. You take the hard work and creativity of other people and turn it into commercials and pie charts and triangle graphs!
Jack: What's a triangle graph?
Liz: I don't know! It sounded real.
Liz: I've got my life together, okay?
(A molar comes tumbling out of her mouth.)
Jenna: That guy was going to buy you a drink.
Liz: Really? I already have a drink. You think he'll buy me some mozzarella sticks?
Liz: I don't have any money, if that's what you're after. And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore. And if you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop, so don't even try.
(My uncle is actually a sheriff, but close enough.)
Jack's brother to Liz: You know you would be attractive if you didn't scowl so much.
(Sadly enough, I get this a lot. Still, I'd rather hear that I scowl too much than that I should smile. It's so condescending. If I feel like smiling, I'll fucking smile. Otherwise, leave me alone!)
Jenna: ...And you're wearing a one-piece swimsuit instead of underwear.
Liz (defensively): I have to do laundry.
Now that the strike is rumored to be coming to an end, hopefully some more hilarity from Tina Fey and company will soon be forthcoming!
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